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Distortia

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A lightweight women’s twin, the Distortia is ideal for pushing your park progression and taking on the whole mountain. Its symmetrical shape, twin flex and 3D base profile lets you ride switch, chuck spins and butter around without worrying about catching an edge. This is the board of choice for Annika Morgan and Klaudia Medlova.

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Terrain

Park

Resort

Pow

What’s this board’s natural home? Full send in the park? Elbows down on the trails? Or chucking roosters somewhere off grid?

Flex

4.0

Softer snowboards are easier to press and won’t kick your ass if you make a mistake. Stiffer decks are more stable at speed and super responsive edge-to-edge. Choose your poison.

Float Ratio

54

Maximum volume for surfy vibes in the pow, or a smaller surface area for nimble freestyle performance. This number is calculated with length, width, 3D shape and surface distribution.

Outline Shape

Twin

Boards that are shaped for the park are designed with maximum center base width and minimal side base uplift. Creating a stable landing platform with confidence boosting forgiveness and next level agility. Think about your tricks not about your edges.

Nose Sidebase Uplift

Medium

The gradual side base uplift in the nose determines how the board will behave on snow. most effected are the edge to edge performance and the uplift generated when riding powder.

Tail Sidebase Uplift

Medium

The gradual side base uplift in the tail determines how the board will behave on snow. Any amount of uplift brings all the benefits of Triple Base Technology making opur boards more versatile then others.

Camber Profile

Medium Camber

Camber profiles are defined from low to high. Higher camber make for more dynamic boards that need to be ridden more aggressively to get maximum performance. Lower camber boards are smoother on lower speeds and in powder. All camber profiles run from nose to tail. higher is not always better...

3D Shape

3BT™ + Sidekick™

Combining the responsiveness of traditional tip-to-tail camber with the dynamic shaping properties of Triple Base Technology and the performance boosting Sidekick feature makes for a 3D snowboarding experience like no other.

Glassing

Bi-Ax
Lamination

A traditional two-way weave that is light, strong and playful; it keeps the board snappy without adding torsional stiffness, which is great for getting creative.

Woodcore

Light
Core

50/50 Paulownia and poplar creates a balanced core that’s lively yet strong.

Special Sauce

C.S.T.
Super Tubes

Central Super Tube, a single Super Tube down the middle of the board enhances pop without stiffening the board torsionally. Great for jibbing.

Base

Hyper
Glide S

Our standard sintered base that’s durable and fast – and even faster when you keep it waxed.

Layup & Laminate

Carbon
Stringers

Our tried and tested carbon layups. We deploy them in different areas to fine-tune the feel of each model.

Sidewalls

Solid Walls
Sidewall

We use tried and trusted ABS sidewalls for most of the collection. For the best flex to strength ratio.

Featuring

At the heart of every Bataleon is a combination of 3BT™ and positive camber. It’s an innovative solution to the profile puzzle that minimizes the potential for edge-catch without sacrificing ollie power or carving performance. From this starting point, we fine-tune each element according to the boards desired riding style.

Featuring

SideKick™ builds on the concept of Triple Base by increasing the sidebase uplift just outside the widest points of the nose and tail. The tips become more like a hull, boosting float in deep snow and slicing through crud. It also helps the board to roll quickly and evenly from edge to edge.

Featuring

Supertubes™ are hollow carbon cylinders that are inserted directly into the core. They reinforce the camber, reduce weight and greatly increase pop. By varying their location we can fine-tune the board’s performance further.

Length (cm)

140

143

146

149

152

Effective Edge (cm)

108.2

110.6

113.0

115.4

117.8

Waist Width (cm)

23.3

23.6

23.9

24.2

24.5

Tip/Tail Width (cm)

27.1 / 27.1

27.4 / 27.4

27.9 / 27.9

28.2 / 28.2

28.7 / 28.7

Sidecut Radius (m)

7.2

7.4

7.5

7.7

7.8

Setback (cm)

0.0

0.0

0.0

0.0

0.0

Inserts

20

20

20

20

20

Min/Max Stance (cm)

49.0-57.0

50.0-58.0

51.0-59.0

52.0-60.0

53.0-61.0

Min/Max Stance (in)

19.3-22.4

19.7-22.8

20.1-23.2

20.5-23.6

20.9-24.0

140

143

146

149

152

Float Rating

50

52

54

56

58

Weight Recommendation (Kg)

38.0-58.0

44.0-64.0

44.0-64.0

49.0-69.0

54.0-74.0

Weight Recommendation (Lbs)

84-128

97-141

97-141

108-152

119-163

Boot Size (EU)

39-43

39-44

39-44

40-45

40-45

Boot Size (cm/mondo)

24.5-27.5

25.0-28.0

25.0-28.0

25.5-28.5

25.5-28.5

Boot Size (US)

6-9

7-10

7-10

7-11

7-11

Boot Size (UK)

5-8

6-9

6-9

6-10

6-10

NOTE: If you are at the upper end of the boot size range, you might consider a wide board to hit the sweet spot for deep carving and float in pow.

Customer Reviews

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Vera Jacobs

I like the snowbard

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Lizzie Allen
First time buyer! Distortia 149

This product is so dope! I think I’ve found my board of choice forever! Thanks Bataleon!! Yeww

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Krystal Zhai
Easy and light - Distortia

As a beginner this is super friendly, easy, and light to use. And it will be good value as I start to get into park. More board please!

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Iesha Lyn
Love my distortia

Absolutely love my board. Can’t wait to get another distortia. I’ve had it for about two seasons and it hasn’t let me down.

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Izzy Lazarus
Feeling like a kid again!

Im loving riding the Distoria. The design of this board allows it to be ridden all over the mountain from bumps and trees to groomers and park. Its softer flex allows the rider to remain maneuverable through the most tech terrain.

Major standout: This board loves to butter!

Ive ridden a bit of powder on the board as well. The 3BT tip and tail give it more float than traditional twin camber boards.

I appreciate that advanced riders will be able to take this board anywhere but more novice/intermediate riders will also be able to have a blast on the Distoria.