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    Whatever

    $499.95
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      Down for anything.

      Our best-selling quiver killer features a progressive new shape for this season that squeezes out even more versatile performance. We kept the twin profile and updated it with a directional shape to make it the best of both worlds. Under the hood, we’ve kept the flex pattern super fun and boosted the pop with carbon SuperTubes in the core, while urethane sidewalls keep the ride nice and chilled in all conditions. Park day? Hot laps? Powder lines? It’s like, yeah whatever!

        Characteristics

        Flex

        4
        Soft
        Stiff

        Softer snowboards are easier to press and won’t kick your ass if you make a mistake. Stiffer decks are more stable at speed and super responsive edge-to-edge. Choose your poison.

        Float

        6.6

        Maximum volume for surfy vibes in the pow, or a smaller surface area for nimble freestyle performance. This number is calculated with length, width, 3D shape and surface distribution.

        Terrain

        Park
        Groomers
        Pow

        What’s this board’s natural home? Full send in the park? Elbows down on the trails? Or chucking roosters somewhere off grid?

        Shape

        Outline Shape

        Tail

        Directional Twin Outline

        Nose

        3D Shape

        Tail

        TwinPow 3BT™ + Sidekick™

        Nose

        Sidebase Uplift

        Medium Uplift

        Medium Uplift

        Camber Profile

        Tail

        Medium Camber

        Nose

        Carbon Layup

        Tail

        Nose

        Materials

        Glassing

        Our traditional and time tested two-way weave of fiberglass is light, strong and responsive; keeping the board snappy without adding torsional stiffness.

        Woodcore

        Our 50-50 paulownia and poplar woods blend for optimal strength to weight properties.

        Special Sauce

        Dual Super Tube. Hollow carbon core upgrades that are inserted into the core. The hollow carbon tubes greatly increase the woodcore’s pop and reduce weight.

        Carbon Lay-ups

        The type and placement of fiberglass greatly influences a board’s flex and riding characteristics. Boards are built with a layer of fiberglass above and below the woodcore.

        Base Tech

        Not a basic extruded base. It has the highest molecular content available for an extruded base. That means it’s super slick, durable and maintenance-free.

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        Features

        Triple Base Technology™ is awesome. The lifted sidebase areas at the widest points of the board make a lot of sense. The boards turn smoother and faster and it helps when you are not completely clean on your landings.

        SideKick™ dramatically increases the sidebase uplift at the widest points of the nose and tail. This makes turn initiation even smoother, increases float in powder and handling of the board in rough terrain.

        SuperTubes™ are hollow carbon core upgrades that are inserted into the core in 3 different configurations. The hollow carbon tubes greatly increase the woodcore’s pop and reduce weight.

        Whatever Specs

        Length (cm) 151 154 157 159W 162W
        Contact Length 114,3 cm 116,7 cm 118,3 cm 120,4 cm 123 cm
        Effective Edge 116,3 cm 118,7 cm 120,3 cm 122,4 cm 125 cm
        Waist Width 25,4 cm 25,7 cm 25,9 cm 27,1 cm 27,4 cm
        Tip/Tail Width 29.7/29.7 cm 30.1/30.1 cm 30.4/30.4 cm 31.8/31.8 cm 32.2/32.2 cm
        Sidecut Radius 7,5 m 7,6 m 7,6 m 7,7 m 7,8 m
        Setback (cm) 0 cm 0 cm 0 cm 0 cm 0 cm
        Inserts 22 22 22 22 22
        Min-Max Stance 48-58 cm 49-59 cm 50-60 cm 51-61 cm 52-62 cm
        Float Rating (0-100) 59 61 63 67 69
        Weight recommendation 59-79 kg / 130-174 lbs 64-84 kg / 141-185 lbs 70-90 kg / 154-198 lbs 76-96 kg / 167-211 lbs 82-102 kg / 180-224 lbs
        Shoe size (EU) 38 - 44 38 - 44 38 - 44 44.5+ 44.5+

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        Customer Reviews

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        A.C.
        Perfect for... whatever

        I've had a Whatever for a few years now and found it to such a great board for whatever (see what I did there...) the mountain throws at you. I've ventured into deep powder off piste, and suffered through s*** icy snow on piste, and this board is still a lot of fun. It's got to the point where I have worn it out, but I will be onto my second Whatever for next season

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        Anonymous
        Great board!

        You can feel the difference 3bt makes as soon as you strap the board. The board is so playfull and so fun to ride! It is as they say, whatever you want to ride, the board will perform excellent. Great work bataleon!

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        M.S.
        Great board

        Had the evil twin before and this board is a great competitor. Board has great flex that fits perfect for butters.

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        Will Moss
        Slathered in fun butter

        First Bataleon board, first 3bt board and I’m all in. So buttery and fun. Like a hot knife spreading that good stuff on a stack of flapjacks. Great flex level too. Not super duper stiff but enough tension to carve fast and hard with oodles of pop. Load that back end just right and you can BOOST. Stylie as well … lots of looks from the chads. Thanks, Whatever!

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        Robert Lopez
        Stellar performer

        Had a chance to take the new Whatever out for a quick ride. This board is legit. Even on hardpack ice it hooks up effortlessly and in the fresh snow you’d think you’re a hot knife through butter. Great work, Bataleon.

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