Distortia

    $449.95
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      Slay the park

      The Distortia is built for women who want a solid and stable board for freestyle and park riding. The Mellow camber and Twin 3BT™ make this the perfect board for park laps, butters and all-mountain cruising.

        Characteristics

        Flex

        4
        Soft
        Stiff

        Softer snowboards are easier to press and won’t kick your ass if you make a mistake. Stiffer decks are more stable at speed and super responsive edge-to-edge. Choose your poison.

        Float

        5.4

        Maximum volume for surfy vibes in the pow, or a smaller surface area for nimble freestyle performance. This number is calculated with length, width, 3D shape and surface distribution.

        Terrain

        Park
        Pow

        What’s this board’s natural home? Full send in the park? Elbows down on the trails? Or chucking roosters somewhere off grid?

        Shape

        Outline Shape

        Tail

        Twin Outline

        Nose

        3D Shape

        Tail

        Twin 3BT™ + Sidekick™

        Nose

        Sidebase Uplift

        Medium Uplift

        Medium Uplift

        Camber Profile

        Tail

        Mellow Camber

        Nose

        Carbon Layup

        Tail

        Nose

        Materials

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        Features

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        We use tried and trusted ABS sidewalls for most of the collection. For the best flex to strength ratio.

        We use tried and trusted ABS sidewalls for most of the collection. For the best flex to strength ratio.

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        Distortia Specs

        Length140143146149152
        Contact Length 105.2107.6110112.4114.8
        Effective Edge 108.2110.6113115.4117.8
        Waist Width 23.323.623.924.224.5
        Tip/Tail Width 27.127.427.928.228.7
        Sidecut Radius  7.27.47.57.77.8
        Setback 00000
        Inserts2020202020
        Min-Max Stance 49-5750-5851-5952-6053-61

        Customer Reviews

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        Laurie Bernier
        Review

        very good board for the park, absorbs jumps. on the other hand, it is damaged very easily. after a few uses, it has already broken in several places.

        Hi Laurie,

        I am very sorry about your inconveniences and I hear you.

        All our boards come with a 2 year warranty, which can be extended to a 3 year warranty by signing up to our Newsletter. So please get in touch with our warranty staff here: https://bataleon.com/pages/warranty. They will review your board and see if it is accepted under our warranty.

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        Anett
        Amazing board

        As a lifelong Forum fanatic, I felt lost last season when my Spinster suddenly bit it (literally, on a wooden deck) and sent me scrambling to find something I loved as much. It took time, but like finding any strong partner, the wait was worth it. I bought the Distortia this season as my first Bataleon board ever and I love it. This board delivers. I ride mainly inbounds with some side country (my knees are a touch too well seasoned to be sending it off big jumps and features in the park anymore, though it’s insanely fun and poppy for messing around on natural features and buttering). I have ridden powder, groomers, and straight up icy chowder. The Distortia hangs with you through all of the above, and we haven’t even taken a run through the park yet. It is flexible but not noodly and turn initiation is a dream. This board makes carving super fun! It took a run or two to get used to the 3BT feel and shape, but it made ripping around through different conditions easy. I recommend it to anyone looking for a versatile all around fun board. From a purely aesthetic standpoint, the graphic on this board is beautiful and this is by far the most interesting/badass looking women’s board I have seen available for this season.

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        Danny

        This is my 3rd board and my 3rd season. And I have done so much better. It is so forgiving and holds a egde so well. I love this board will definitely hang onto her for next year

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        Anna

        Really nice, easy and forgiving ride. Perfect for beginner to intermediate or someone advanced who wants to have fun. Carves really nicely and easy to hold an edge.

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        Vincy

        This board is amazing. I came to this board from an Arbor Push and it made a huge difference in my riding. It's stable while going fast, and super easy to ride around in the park. Highly recommend the board. Regarding Battalion the company... I had to submit this board to Bataleon for warranty replacement, and within a week, I had a new board. No questions asked. Customer service was phenomenal. Bataleon, you have won yourself a lifetime client.